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I WISH I WERE A ZOMBIE!! - BRAINS!....BRAINS!!




PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




MOTIFAKER'S BRAIN -


TAGS: socially awkward motifaker
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - August 2, 2011, 11:53 pm
Got my vote for a t-5hirt.
champ99 - August 1, 2011, 3:04 pm
Where is the sweater puppies lobe?
Greeny - August 1, 2011, 6:17 am
Where is the 'Ability to drive a stick-shift' lobe?
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 10:42 pm
If it had a Military Weapons Knowledge section it would have been better.
crankyhead - July 31, 2011, 10:31 pm
I'm gonna file 'Beer' and 'Bacon' in the 5cience 5ection.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:51 pm

the social skills portion is way too large.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:57 pm
join the club, we got T-5hirts


12 YR OLD MOTIFAKER -


TAGS: 12 yr old motifaker
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Signe - February 12, 2009, 7:14 pm
Pff silly silly... I don't look like that no, mine are much smaller... And I'm taken, I'm in love with a certain lady
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:38 pm
The pointers on that second chick are freakin' AMSOME!
Culos - February 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
The second pic you talk about will be on NSFW with the next round of approvals....
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:18 pm
Culos took it upon himself to post pics of an "imagined" Signe in the Forum...if her "pointers" look anything like the second pic....I'm moving to her town!
HtD - February 8, 2009, 5:58 am
That may be the nicest way of saying Tits or GTFO ever.
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 10:32 pm
Signe, seeing is believing; you'll have to post a pic of your breasts in the Forum where the Sage Greybeards of Motifake will judge - and they WILL judge - what you bear.
Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
Ha ha, I remember seeing this boob map years ago and thinking it was funny then, I still do! I suppose I have "pointers" then.


3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.


TAGS: young motifaker rejected
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's


EDGAR ALLAN POE -


TAGS: edgar allan poe motifaker
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 4:59 am
He also died drunk and penniless. Hmm....
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:20 pm
I know this will sound rather stupid, but is that a real quote from him or no? Because I'd love to adopt that. : )
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Nothing says "sanity" like the inability to even-out a moustache.


LOGICDUDE -


TAGS: young motifakers
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by culos

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:48 pm
That kid tried to touch LD. He had the right for self defense. Granted, the kid was petting him... Which is no excuse for death... But the point remains! 5L!
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:45 pm
in a single sitting. that's wht the have the RONCO Freez-a-KID freezer bags
boeweizer - November 26, 2009, 5:42 pm
kids are like pringles you can't eat just one
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:48 pm
One, LD? Just one?
LogicDude - November 26, 2009, 4:46 pm
MAN! Eat just 1 Motifaker and you get labeled for a lifetime... 5L!
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 3:53 pm
He means young age.... but the latter of the options can fare much worse.
The Immortal - November 26, 2009, 3:52 pm
Do you mean young by age or new to motifake? Cuz if its the 2nd one, I feel extremly unsafe now.


THE FRIDGE - An Essential Part Of Being A Motifaker


TAGS: fridge motifaker whiskey red bull
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by MustyK

ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:36 pm
I like it. This one speaks to me.


Taunted House -


TAGS: motifaker realitylord tribute
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 12, 2016, 5:52 am
Yes. And I became a second-hand, electric donkey bottom biter. Thanks for the vote!
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:00 am
UP yours Jeebus. Too bad your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry :(
JesusWept - March 11, 2016, 10:42 pm
Thanks :)
Reality Lord - March 11, 2016, 9:18 pm

^^^^^ :)


A TRUE MOTIFAKER -




MOTIFAKE STAFF MEETING -




YOUR MEDICINE - I see you've been taking it.


TAGS: retard medicine for certain motifakers
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Lex

spacedog - September 29, 2009, 6:59 pm
8 hours? I work 10hr shifts. I suppose I could take two, but after the first one I might be dim enough to take the whole box. Well I'll just have to go for the company lobotomy and join the management. 5L
freestyler - September 29, 2009, 6:43 pm
5 lions for the cough medicine.


HANGIN ON -


TAGS: ball day at the motifakery
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 9, 2009, 7:16 pm
This is NOT a gay test. So don't worry. No evident figgage.


ANCESTRY -


TAGS: canadian motifaker origin laboratory conception
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 9:39 am
I have more funny in my little finger than you have in your entire body...unless you take your pants off.....Then you're hilarious!
agdaniele - March 31, 2011, 9:27 am
I commented first, in anticipation of your inability to bring the funny. A stitch in time, so to speak.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 1:58 am
And way to comment first on your own poster BTW
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 1:58 am
Is this because I won't return your moms calls? 5 go fuck yourselves.
agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 11:04 pm
This applies to all canada people.... er, Canadianites? John Candysons? Gretzkies? French Americans? Mooooocows?


MEMORY - What wonders it performs in preserving and storing up things gone by.


TAGS: a motifaker is never late
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:42 pm
Excellent! I made the same comment when I came back! But then I lol'd!
Hawamleh - June 30, 2011, 1:14 pm
you always were one of the best. 5L coolio
CoolioIndeed - June 29, 2011, 8:14 pm
=D
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:07 pm
Good to see you Coolio =)


COMMON GROUND - we have found it


TAGS: motifakers stripclub
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree with B00BIES! ...I mean...with this poster...5.
Anonymous2 - July 21, 2010, 12:30 am
I'm not there, I forgot the cover charge.
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2010, 2:07 pm
Thank you Airman for putting me in a spot with a nice view.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 11:32 am
I got as many as I could before I ran out of room. You always leave someone out but not on purpose. Now I have a picture folder full of Motifake avatars.. lucky me. Still don't have them all though. Haar's has disappeared.
GreyScorpion - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am
culos is on here, top R
GodsWorshipMe - July 20, 2010, 10:48 am
I'm on here and CULOS is not? There is an epic facepalm happening somewhere!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 10:10 am
If I see all these moti-guys there they definately have awesome, big, hot and spicy wings!! omnomnom
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 9:32 am
I'll go if they have good hot wings.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:30 am
TOC would never ever go there... and so would I! *cough*
CpnKangaroo - July 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
whose got the badger?
Derek - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Cubby must've arrived early (and Culos late)
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Just as filler pzy!
pzykosiz - July 19, 2010, 6:57 pm
Awesome, I'm included. 5L's
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Nice one air.


ALL MOTIFAKERS ARE CREATED EQUAL -


TAGS: motifakers equal
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

BoneCD - July 4, 2010, 6:43 am
I've always told my relatives no, no I won't put you in a Motifake...somehow they figured a way to circumvent me.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
5L - this is one for the ages.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:26 pm

very very very very nice....no, my very button ain't broke
forseti - July 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
even it needs more European influence - for example by German lawyers *cough* - that's a good start... :P 5 jeally beans ;)
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
Sorry chomp i didnt wanna give your location away.
Chompers - July 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
I'm from missouri
Haarakkon - July 2, 2010, 5:52 pm
Tweren't I, but it IS part of the ride.
Cubbybear - July 2, 2010, 5:23 pm
Who the hell would bomb such a great poster? Grow up people


BOVEE -


TAGS: the funniest introvert motifaker
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:14 pm
Yep. Relief might be a better term.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 11:06 pm
That's a.... relief.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:00 pm
Ummm, sure, chocolate. Yeah, chocolate.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:58 pm
The mint was nice.... a classy touch. As long as that was actual chocolate coating.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:57 pm
What? You didn't like the mint?
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:55 pm
Ok, I was talking about the stuff that you didn't leave there.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
I would think that be fairly easy to figure out. Lubricants, appliances, etc....
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:40 pm
Sort of like the bottom drawer in my nightstand. No disrespect, Bovee... love your work.
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:19 pm

He is/was hard to make a tribute for. Silent and mysterious.


SCI-FI FAN -


TAGS: mwlf tribute motifaker with lotsa fans
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
Heh. Do I smell yeasty?
Haarakkon - July 8, 2010, 3:50 am
SD has risen!


THE M GANG - they're just here to help


TAGS: comments motifakers
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:38 pm
5L....but please don't Imply that I'm on fagbook. I don't like the people I meet IRL.


SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language top 25 motifakers
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
it... is true
Roamer - March 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
don't hate... appreciate!
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:58 am
Another stellar poster, Ron. I don't know how successful I am as a motifaker, but I definitely attrack the haters. To echo Culos "Bring 'm on!"
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 11:22 am
Gentlemen...our Avatars say it all...LOL!
Culos - February 6, 2009, 4:02 am
Without the haters and the ass-rapers, the flamers and the lamers this would just be another boring circle-jerk site! Bring 'm on!
RONART - February 5, 2009, 10:46 pm
LOL...BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MOTIFAKER LIES A PACK OF LOVERS TOO...scary...buttsecks men...lol...since you number one...you first...lol...hold those ankles tight...lol
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
Hater! I love ya too Ron...LOL
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 10:37 pm
CUBBY...You the Number One Successful MOTIFAKER...hummmm?...lol
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:32 pm
WORD!


MOTIFAKERS - ALWAYS HELPING WITH TESTS. THIS TIME IS ABOUT SNIFTENERS... ERR... SORRY, SOFTENERS.




MISS AMINA IS RIGHT -


TAGS: amina tank girl motifaker s
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ACE - June 10, 2009, 11:22 pm
shut up don't argue just enjoy =X


AND THAT'S -


TAGS: bubba gump shrimp motifakers
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:04 pm
Gary ‘O’ fakes....not sayin’ nuthin...hollerin' nuthin' yeah....but only on the second one...pretty sure
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:02 pm
I...I just found this...and I'm honored that my moniker is up with such greatness. And it made me smile. 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2014, 10:58 am
Crotchety fakes actually sounds like a bacterial infection, lol. 5L
ughomer - July 13, 2014, 12:30 pm
Top-notch.
Greeny - July 12, 2014, 9:53 pm
Greeny Fakes - sounds like some kind of cereal - yum
Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 11:01 pm
LMAO. Great poster.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:52 pm
AND Forrest theys even a 5L box of chocolates and my momma Prissy says neva give a gal fake ones!


Surely -


TAGS: motifakers laziness
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

motifayk - April 17, 2014, 1:24 pm
I just didn't comment on this till now. I just am too lazy to comment.
Haarakkon - April 17, 2014, 2:46 am
That should be Thanks to Rerun and Space...
Haarakkon - April 17, 2014, 2:45 am
I was trying to remember my password, since it was on a dead computer. The to Rerun and Space I can log in now, at least. Well, between that and the prison sentence... (jk)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2014, 12:04 am
When the (Vi)Kings left unexpectedly we all suffered. Where have you been my friend?
Haarakkon - April 16, 2014, 11:47 pm
Ah, but nothing near what it used to be...
Greeny - April 16, 2014, 3:44 pm
There still their, still fun to reed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2014, 11:09 am
We've moved most of that to the forum and I don't drink nearly as much as I used to. It was fun though.
Airman - April 16, 2014, 9:19 am
my purpose in posting something like this was to get people leaving comments. Mission accomplished. there used to be nights on this site where dozens and dozens of comments were left.. as the cocktails flowed. It was fun to read in the morning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2014, 7:54 am
Not at your age, that's what your mobility scooter is for.
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 5:22 am
I was horny and the mare in the barn was available, so I stood behind her repeating:"giddyup, whoa-back, giddyup, whoa-back"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 16, 2014, 2:20 am
This is an automatic 5L. But honestly... terrible.
Airman - April 16, 2014, 12:36 am
does driving the trash to the dumpster 50 ft away count?
steve1961 - April 15, 2014, 8:54 pm
Bought new clothes rather than wash old ones and learned to throw a pen across a room and have it land in a pen holder instead of walking over and putting it in the holder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2014, 7:29 pm
I get a lot of phone calls at work that I don't want my staff to overhear, so I moved my desk close enough to the door that I can push it closed with my keyboard without leaving my chair.
Sho - April 15, 2014, 6:12 pm
I did the bed sheet one and I still eat from the pot to avoid washing dishes
spacedog - April 15, 2014, 6:07 pm
I broke a bootlace at work so I just wrapped it in duct tape for the rest of the shift...and again every morning for the rest of the week.
Greeny - April 15, 2014, 5:18 pm
Does copy & paste count?
curlyrocks - April 15, 2014, 5:14 pm
Once I..... I'm too lazy to finish the story.
lgvernon - April 15, 2014, 4:19 pm

Of course we can. But don't call me Surely.


THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION -




CUBBYBEAR -


TAGS: raost tribute cubby is a god among motifakers
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Cubbybear - June 10, 2010, 2:04 pm
I hope she survives


GLASNOST -


TAGS: motifakers regulars timmys bombers peace
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:39 am
Ground zero ends all arguments. 5 regret me nots.


WAAAIT FORRR IIIT... -




Rehash -




BE YOURSELF -


TAGS: i shouldn t have to tell motifakers this
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:15 am
Can't see any fake and like the message very much. 5!
DreMagnum - January 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
Again you are judging posters based purely on the pictures? What the hell, you are seriously the dumbest person on this site
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:31 pm
I know half the pictures are fake - I give the well done fakes 5s - the lame ones (like this one) get 1s. Trust me - I know the difference between a well done fake and a poor one
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:47 pm
Well said sickartist, very nice.
sickartist - January 23, 2010, 6:10 pm
Welcome to Motifake, Goatse. Jump right in and make more friends.
DreMagnum - January 23, 2010, 5:37 pm
Goat,you seriously just gave this a one because you think the pic is fake? Half the pics on this site are fake. You are the dumbest person on the interwebs sir, go away.
TheGoat - January 23, 2010, 5:34 pm
I gave this a 1L since it was so obviously unpacked from the cellophane and re-packaged
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 4:21 pm
5 ChaChings!!


EPITAPHS -


TAGS: motifaker epitaphs
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Greeny - May 6, 2013, 7:15 pm
You know what happens when you plant a melon, right?
Sho - May 6, 2013, 4:58 pm
My work will continue.
steve1961 - May 6, 2013, 2:36 pm
I've been thinking about a second one to deal with the rest of ya...
Silverheart - May 6, 2013, 2:22 pm

We all know that those deaths were staged. Señor Rerun was cranky that day...


MOTIFAKE ROASTS - It is hard for us mere mortals to write roast jokes about the famous Motifakers when we don't get so SEE all your shenanigans




MOTIFAKE'S RESEARCHERS - ALWAYS RAISING MONEY TO BENEFIT THE MANKIND




WHAT IS OUR GOAL - MOTIFAKERS. -


TAGS: first site tribute what is our goal motifakers another word play
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

LogicDude - March 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
Motifake's Patent Application for the "Junk-Punch" is still pending, right? 5er!!!


MOTIFAKERS -




MOTIFAKERS' PARADISE - THIS IS NOT, BUT IS CLOSE ENOUGH


TAGS: motifakers paradise close
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 7, 2010, 6:54 am
You are right, that is the reason, from my point of view, is not the paradise... Bacon is missing
ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 11:09 pm
Sorry, no bacon in sight.


IF YOU'RE IN THE FOREST -


TAGS: philosophical riddle that raises questions for all motifakers
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 26, 2009, 8:24 am
Thanks MrR
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:12 am
Bone you and Sean are honestly my favorite creators on here.


BLOOD OATHS -


TAGS: blood oaths one lion good amp decent motifakers
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by ronsart

reason - October 14, 2009, 6:56 pm
now someone turn this into a tunnels and ill laugh my balls off. Some tunnels are stupid. Some are actually funny. Relax people, if it is actually funny, rate it how you think it should be rated.
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Take the oath now, sleep better tonight.
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:03 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:03 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:02 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Mark - May 13, 2009, 3:35 pm
No tunnels....period! All tunnels = 1
Chopperliscious - May 11, 2009, 10:33 am
hearts content! :P
Chopperliscious - May 11, 2009, 10:32 am
Just a reminder to the newer breed, Posting tunnels that are replies, instead of a re-caption of the pic (Really witty tunnel replies may be accepted) < http://www.motifake.com/create.php > Everone else does, so go for it - tunnel to your
agdaniele - May 11, 2009, 2:13 am
Just a reminder to the newer breed... no tunnels! A comment will suffice.
fluffykin5 - March 31, 2009, 1:38 pm
I swear ........ so help me
RON - March 11, 2009, 2:56 pm
YES CUBBY!! I wish success was ours!...but not yet...when Mr. Motifake runs out of space for posters...they will be the first to go...it will be a wonderful day indeed...lol...live long and prosper!
Mark - March 11, 2009, 2:48 pm
...contrary to my original I think I would have to rip on it in the comments. The bottom line in my opinion is that tunnels are bad. Some are funny but all are bad. Funny tunnels still = 1
Mark - March 11, 2009, 2:46 pm
Marduke - I don't have an answer for the proper etiquette for a reposting. Perhaps you could get numerous opinions in the forum. I think everyone feels differently about it. I wouldn't be offended if someone re-did one of my posters. But if it was...
RON - March 11, 2009, 2:44 pm
My opinion...Marduke...I don,t believe in tunnels...just a waste of time, and to many stupid comments after original. Even if original is dump, well that,s the way it is. Try to get original pics and do something new and fun. First come...first to do.
Marduke - March 11, 2009, 2:20 pm
...right away crediting the original poster, or what? There have been times when a tunnel would have been funnier if it was made new using the same pic.
Marduke - March 11, 2009, 2:16 pm
Ron, Great poster as always. Mark, Babies who smoke shouldn't swear, but I agree with your points. One question though, if you have a better idea to a current poster made, what is the proper etiquette for making a new caption. Do you post a comment ...
Cubbybear - March 11, 2009, 1:34 pm
Ron are you Klingon? I say Qapla'! To our blood oath
Mark - March 11, 2009, 1:16 pm
Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck!
Ethan - March 11, 2009, 11:46 am
TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:11 pm
Not only do I swear to vote 1 on all tunnels, I further commit myself to voting 1 on all anonymous posters. If they aren't proud of their work they shouldn't post it.


STATS SHOW -




AMERICAN MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: american motifakers eagles
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:18 pm
OMG SHOOT IT! ITS ATTACKING! *bang* Oh fuck... dammit, that was the American one. Now I'm a badguy by default...
essence - February 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
@NYG being born in a western country which gives it's citizens the right to free speech.
LOLOLOL - July 27, 2009, 8:17 pm
I bet Mark will come
NYG - June 3, 2009, 2:54 am
You know I love reading random comments like yours. can I ask you something...WTF have you ever done that allows you to criticize someone for supporting a nation or flying a flag. That's what I thought. Pathetic...now gtfo lol
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
What does pointless nationalism with little or no humor have to do with Hels Angels? Both have a close connection to massive alcoholconsumption and lack of education? Just guessing here. Keep yer damn flags and shit to your self, it's bloody booring.
Packleader - February 8, 2009, 2:18 pm
Ahem... Hells Angels? Like in drug dealing, slave trading Killers on bikes? Well, I hope not...
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:21 pm
Me? Over-estimate my importance? Impossible. Spread the luv. Bye.
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Don't overestimate your importance. The comment was for Ron trying to glorify Americans over the rest of the world. Bye
Sean - January 26, 2009, 11:01 am
Another non-sequitor from Culos. Since it immediately follows my comment, I'll assume it was somehow arimed in my general direction. You know those SCUD missiles were quite a bugaboo, eh?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 11:55 pm
Hell yeah, Ron.
Porcelina - January 25, 2009, 3:46 pm
woop woop!
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:22 pm
*clears throat* America...fuck yeah!!!
Culos - January 25, 2009, 3:03 pm
You racist SOB! Thanks for nothing...
Sean - January 25, 2009, 1:44 pm
Ahhh, i find 'em kinda annoying. * snickers most Canadianly *
Briton of Rose - January 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
Damn straight!


MOTIFAKER’S -


TAGS: motifaker s thanks from the heart
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Cubbybear - February 23, 2009, 11:32 am
Your welcome
RONSART - February 22, 2009, 10:05 pm
just another thanks!


A THINKING MAN’S MOTIFAKER -


TAGS: motifaker sean is awesome
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:25 pm
5 choked up foofy poodles from me, of course *wipes tear, promises self will not cry, dammit* Love it. Thanks.


PIMPED OUT TOILET -




MOTIFAKERS' PARTIES - AT THE END OF EACH ONE IT'S HARD TO CLEAN UP.




WHAT'S THAT, GIRL? -


TAGS: 12 angry motifakers
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - August 9, 2009, 12:14 pm
Well done.


IT’S SO EASY -




LAUGHING - Is this the first time you ever saw a naked Motifaker?




Cannabalistic -


TAGS: forum poster motifaker cannabal captainbaked
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Cannabal - November 23, 2015, 12:09 am
Hey, how did I get in that poster, man?


Happy Birthday -


TAGS: motifaker rerun tribute birthday wish
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 8, 2016, 5:34 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 8, 2016, 4:46 am
James Averell wished he was hung, UP yours
JesusWept - September 7, 2016, 8:49 pm
You're welcome! I hope you're having a good day :)
rerun - September 7, 2016, 7:48 pm

LOL, thank you.....I think


Motifakers Anonymous -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute addiction
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2016, 10:36 am
Haha! Thanks :)
Silverheart - January 27, 2016, 7:06 am

Coming here to confess my Mot-addiction is like coming to an AA meeting in a pub. 5 toasts to this'n.
JesusWept - January 26, 2016, 2:55 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - January 26, 2016, 10:11 am
nice a 5er
spacedog - January 25, 2016, 6:23 pm
Ha! There is no cure. Only coping mechanisms.


Spacedog -


TAGS: spacedog tribute motifaker drafted starwars
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:52 pm
Whaaaa? I didn't think anyone at comicon would know it was me. :)


A Silly PLace -


TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a shitload of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^!


mizzdizz road trip -


TAGS: motifaker mizzdizz tribute roadtrip
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 1, 2016, 11:43 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - March 1, 2016, 11:22 am
Choke, sputter, refill coffee cup----and I'm not telling anyone how I did it! ROTFL!!!!! LUUUUUV This!!!!! ^!!!!!!!!


Denial -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute anime denial pointless
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2017, 1:14 am

I don't always watch anime... sometimes I'm asleep. Or at work.
JesusWept - July 5, 2017, 8:25 am
Thanks.
concern3 - July 5, 2017, 8:02 am
Excellent, UP ypurs


Miss Mud -


TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute mud wrestling
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 2:49 am
Now let's be gentlemen shall we? Thanks for the vote.
concern3 - March 27, 2016, 2:45 am
She so hairy when her baby was born he came out with rug burns. Up yours


LiquidAngel -


TAGS: motifaker liquidangel tribute drunk statue
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2016, 10:34 am
Thank you!
concern3 - February 23, 2016, 10:25 am
Nice a funny one a 5er


Cover Up -


TAGS: motifakers rerun realitylord lgvernon cannabal misspriss silverheart ughomer tribute aliens coverup conspiracy ufo
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:30 am
"I think we're parked, man."
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 11:28 pm

What happens on the U.F.O. stays on the U.F.O. - until someone that nobody is ever going to believe tells all on Discovery Channel.


Borderland -


TAGS: motifaker realitylord tribute canada usa border wall
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 21, 2017, 5:31 am
Shouldn't that only be on the border with French Canada?
JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 2:39 pm
Sorry, bud. Couldn't find a higher one LOL
Reality Lord - February 20, 2017, 2:29 pm

higher


Darkness -


TAGS: motifaker sho tribute
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 4, 2016, 9:21 am
Thanks :))
Sho - August 4, 2016, 12:55 am
oh my, beautiful composition. fav'd


Blessing -




Jesus Wept -


TAGS: poster a fellow motifaker zombie easter weekend jesus wept
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 11:52 am
'cern FYI heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over...sigh, what's a gal to do? Thanks for the up yours though teehee.
concern3 - March 27, 2016, 2:41 am
So you create Easter posters on motifake the original demotivational poster community. Surely you'll be going to heaven. UP your.
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 1:22 am
This is getting interesting! I'll get my camera :D
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 1:10 am
You'd roll my prints? Is that some sort of code for dropped the soap?
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 1:09 am
No worries hun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 12:47 am

The most fortunate part of our association is geography, Priss. Together, we'd be in jail. The good thing is I could roll our prints.
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 12:47 am
Done. Pretty long queue there.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 12:45 am

I am sorry for the typos. On my tablet again.
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 12:36 am
Faaarts!
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 12:35 am
Is it scary that I understood what you wrote? Tee hee
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 12:34 am
Already done lg and thanks for the leniency :~)
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 12:33 am
Braaaains!! ^^^^^
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 12:32 am

These Zkmbie Jesus posters are being lowed here because they are the result of a promlt on the calendar. Please drop them at Religifake too.


Punk'd -


TAGS: motifaker concern3 tribute clockwork orange milk hormones estrogen prank
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 12:15 pm
My pleasure :))
concern3 - January 27, 2017, 8:31 am
love it, UP yours, Thanks


Task -


TAGS: motifaker realitylord tribute outthere mars explore taunting task
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 13, 2016, 7:32 pm

and still....no intelligent life.


Girls' Lunch Out -




Cannabal -


TAGS: cannabal motifaker child early days
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 7, 2015, 1:51 pm
Is that a bubble pipe? I understand that's what he still smokes...... 5 lol lions!
JesusWept - November 5, 2015, 12:20 am
Thanks :)
Sho - November 5, 2015, 12:14 am
That's a 5 lol
JesusWept - November 4, 2015, 10:17 pm
Merci :)
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:27 pm
Ha ha! Put that in your pipe and smoke it Cannabal! 5'd it Jesus


Greeny -


TAGS: greeny poster a fellow motifaker challenge
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 3, 2015, 11:11 pm
It's hard to squeeze a melon, not that I would know...
concern3 - November 3, 2015, 10:07 am
nice one a 5er


Greeny Joins Motifake -




Fun And Games -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute anime
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 28, 2016, 11:06 pm

Yaaarg, tis all still good, me hearties.


Tremendous Impact -


TAGS: motifaker rick69 tribute star wars
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 19, 2016, 2:12 pm
... What with banishing the Death-Eaters to Valhalla and all.
Rick69 - April 19, 2016, 2:08 pm
I heard Spock played a prominent part in it...


Spill -


TAGS: motifaker mizzdizz tribute coffee spill computer
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 5, 2016, 3:45 am
Thanks for the vote.
mizzdizz - April 4, 2016, 8:54 pm
Yup! 1st thing in the day---that's about right! ^!!!!!


Warning -




Walk A Mile -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute walk shoes
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 8, 2016, 2:48 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - October 8, 2016, 11:53 am
Yes, UP yours


Would He...? -


TAGS: motifaker concern3 tribute snowhite milk
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2016, 10:18 pm
I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling . . . .
JesusWept - May 10, 2016, 1:55 pm
Thanks :)
concern3 - May 10, 2016, 1:03 pm
Oh by the way, UP Yours
concern3 - May 10, 2016, 1:01 pm
I hope not, But probably wood


Forest Life -


TAGS: motifaker garyo tribute hermit neanderthal
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 14, 2016, 1:22 am
I clean up nice
Bandit5906 - February 13, 2016, 10:06 pm
Great family portrait!


Bum Trip -


TAGS: motifaker cannabal tribute bum trip
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 23, 2017, 6:33 pm
Well, praise Jesus for that. ;]
JesusWept - April 23, 2017, 7:14 am
See, Cannabal? I told you it would get red-framed :/


Royal Canadian Miss Priss -




No Refuse -


TAGS: motifaker m0rd3kai tribute godfather mafia
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 10:47 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:41 pm
This is great, JW! ^!
JesusWept - April 25, 2016, 1:16 pm
Thanks ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2016, 1:07 pm
Very clean look, I like it for more than because I'm in it. 5L


Birthday -


TAGS: motifaker oldsod tribute birthday beer
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 7, 2016, 8:29 pm
;)
Oldsod - April 7, 2016, 8:24 pm
Nicely done. Thanks!


Happy Birthday -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute birthday anime
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 19, 2016, 12:19 am

This'n is very well done, but alas them girls is too young. Up yours (hehe).


Charity Fraud -




Wet Dreams -


TAGS: silverheart tribute motifaker dreams animeotaku
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 21, 2015, 6:10 am
Thanks :))
Silverheart - November 21, 2015, 5:51 am

It's a bit of a grey area, touching myself ;) 5Ls


Belch -


TAGS: motifaker mizzdizz tribute belch church
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2016, 2:51 pm
ME!!!!!!!!!!! and it echoed off of the walls!!!!!!
JesusWept - April 7, 2016, 3:43 pm
The story behind this one can be found in the Personal Stories-Ramblings thread page 490, 4th post.


Our Ladies -


TAGS: motifaker lgvernon mizzdizz misspriss tribute
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - February 3, 2016, 7:52 pm

I think that's a bacon dress I'm almost wearing, too! Don't sya it...don't even THINK it.
Oldsod - February 3, 2016, 7:36 am
Is...izzat...is that a bacon blanket on which they're posing? Gawd that's hot...
mizzdizz - February 3, 2016, 12:14 am
Thanks, JW! HUUUUGS!!!!!


The Council -


TAGS: motifaker lgvernon rerun realitylord motinet
Rating: 4.86/5

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JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 10:01 am
Are arrestees allowed to look at those?? XD
mizzdizz - March 5, 2016, 12:20 am
Kinda reminds me of the mugshot book I had to look at the cop shop one time.... ^!!!!
concern3 - March 4, 2016, 3:44 am
This one is an UP yours


Birthday -


TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute birthday age
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:33 am
Well, I'm always up for a little "boyish" fun...!
MissPriss - February 1, 2016, 8:08 pm
My chest's a little flat but damn my teeth look great for my age...teehee.


theyuk -




Jesus Wept -


TAGS: jesuswept poster a fellow motifaker challenge
Rating: 4.43/5

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Silverheart - November 3, 2015, 4:19 pm

Done and done. More to come, what a fun little game you've started!
JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 10:11 am
...and now OFF TO THE THREAD WITH IT ;)
concern3 - November 3, 2015, 10:08 am
a 5er you are on a roll today
JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 9:18 am
LOL thanks! L L L L L


Holiday -


TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 1:39 pm
(Heh-heh) Gorilla-warfare!
MissPriss - January 23, 2016, 9:24 pm
They never knew what hit 'em...teehee.
Bandit5906 - January 23, 2016, 7:49 pm
Por Miss Priss?


Wild Oats -


TAGS: motifaker greeny tribute wild melon
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greeny - January 23, 2016, 6:26 pm
She looks a bit seedy


Self Esteem -




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